June 2013
665 posts
*points at a tiny singing bird* you shut the fuck up
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
we all have that one friend who is probably secretly a magical girl.
A haiku about Mario Kart
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
morning people are not to be trusted that shit is unnatural
