1. 07:39 18th Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive

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    ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

    ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

    I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

     
  2. 00:01

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    Reblogged from letmepetyouranimals

    (Source: stilinskis)

     
  3. 23:50 17th Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from highfunctioningenius

    fitzefitcher:

    daggerpen:

    monicalewinsky1996:

    Trigger warning: Breakfast

    Holy shit.

    reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

     
  4. 23:45

    Notes: 297279

    Reblogged from satans-assistant

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    ophion-theangrymothbear:

 

clirkstrider:

arlert-armin:

turn it down senpai

kiss kiss fall and drown

    ophion-theangrymothbear:

     

    clirkstrider:

    arlert-armin:

    turn it down senpai

    kiss kiss fall and drown

    (Source: advice-animal)

     
  5. 23:43

    Notes: 431400

    Reblogged from baby-girafe

    batlock:

    So.

    Cards Against Humanity.

    I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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    It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

    If you have it, open your box.

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    You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

    Do that.

    Do it carefully.

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    Holy shit.

    There’s something in there. What could that be?

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    There’s a card.

    There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

    But what card?

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    I fucking love these people.

     
  6. 23:42

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    Reblogged from spikesblowjobface

    ohitsjustkim:

    esm398:

    jakebumlick:

    pika-brew:

    pika-brew:

    My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
    But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

    The guy said sure.

    So we decided to leave a nice little note
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    and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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    oMGGGG

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    pizza cares

    Pizza understands

    pizza spelt its own name wrong

     
  7. 23:38

    Notes: 192356

    Reblogged from spikesblowjobface

    the-gingerdancer:

    papayadog:

    scandalous

     i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

    (Source: yousaytheydontcare)

     
  8. 23:33

    Notes: 42499

    Reblogged from baby-girafe

    (Source: dewogong)

     
  9. 23:31

    Notes: 145634

    Reblogged from baby-girafe

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    fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

    fellowteen:

    this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

     
  10. 23:29

    Notes: 62525

    Reblogged from baby-girafe

    top-model:

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

    top-model:

    damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

     
  11. 23:27

    Notes: 217

    Reblogged from themouseketeer

    gameraboy:

    The revamped “Jungle Cruise: Wildlife Expedition” at Tokyo Disneyland with new nighttime effects. Via the Tokyo Disney Resort blog.

     
  12. 23:24

    Notes: 187619

    Reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts

    notesfrombakerst:

    ithefool:

    lol grammar puns

    I laughed too much at this

     
  13. 23:24

    Notes: 77737

    Reblogged from satans-assistant

     
  14. 23:23

    Notes: 41881

    Reblogged from satans-assistant

    lynnerdo:

    IM FUCKING DYYING

    (Source: dinosquad)

     
  15. 23:22

    Notes: 93704

    Reblogged from satans-assistant

    -annoying:

    the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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