1. 19:09 23rd Apr 2014

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    metaknighty:

    surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

    (Source: metaknighty)

     
  2. 19:08

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    image: Download

    salesonfilm:

can we all just take a moment to appreciate amy poehler’s formal shorts

    salesonfilm:

    can we all just take a moment to appreciate amy poehler’s formal shorts

     
  3. 19:07

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    (Source: rachel-berry)

     
  4. 14:16

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    tittykaybee:

    Kingdom Hearts Stained Glass FanArt: Disney Princess Collection

    Artist: Nicole Graham (jostnic)

    Check out her other stuff on DeviantArt. (And maybe buy some prints if you really like them. :3)

     
  5. 14:16

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    (Source: coalgirls)

     
  6. 14:14

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    sorry:

    shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

    (Source: sorry)

     
  7. 14:14

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    monetizeyourcat:

    boysinbarrettes:

    monetizeyourcat:

    Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

    dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

    OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

     
  8. 14:13

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    hotboyproblems:

    how do hackers even hack people i forget my password on a weekly basis

     
  9. 14:12

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    voxaphone:

    lmaoalien:

    i am the human version of the first piece of bread

    when i saw this early i just thought that this meant the first piece of bread ever created. the very first bread in all of time.

     
  10. 14:12

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    lzbth:


this is my favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian

    lzbth:

    this is my favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian

    (Source: cousteu)

     
  11. 14:10

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    the-misadventures-of-lele:

    squidwurd:

    condommodel:

    today at work someone tipped me a potato

    image

    in some countries that is a marriage proposal

    Even the potato looks confused

     
  12. 14:07

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  13. 14:06

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    capekalaska:

    running4thehigh:

    Just in case no one told you today:

    • Good morning
    • You’re beautiful
    • I love you
    • Nice butt

    I deserve to be old this every morning god damnit

     
  14. 14:04

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    adventuresonpaper:

    thewanderingtrickster:

    adventuresonpaper:

    thewanderingtrickster:

    My dad was kinda disappointed in Frozen because he was totally expecting Hans to rip off his gloves in the last part of the movie and have fire powers.

    but could you imagine how cool that would be?? Then Elsa and Hans could duel it out with magic 

    His red hair was apparently what made my dad start thinking that. And Southern Isles, you know, where it’s supposed to be warmer.

    your dad should have written frozen

     
  15. 14:03

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    ven0moth:

    i am going to kill all the hot people so i have no competition and i will be the hottest by default